the documentary about this whole thing is so good
i think i just read the saddest story ever???
A better love story than Twilight
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
This week on america copies everything from Britain.
HOLD THE FUCK UP
EXCEPT YOU SHOULD NEVER BATHE A BUNNY THOUGH
YES. NEVER EVER BATHE YOUR BUNNY. IT COULD KILL THEM.
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY THAT. THANK YOU FOR NOTICING.
More fun facts about ancient Celtic marriage laws: There were no laws against interclass or interracial marriage, no laws against open homosexual relationships (although they weren’t considered ‘marriages’ since the definition of a marriage was ‘couple with child’), no requirement for women to take their husband’s names or give up their property, but comedians couldn’t get married
OH MY GOD THIS CARD
From now on Im going to speak like an anime protagonist giving an inspirational speech, because….. *clenches fist* because there are people who believe in me! People who are constantly giving me strength! And even if they’re not with me right now…. *faint smile at the ground*…. They’re always sending me their wishes a-and I want to be able to give them courage too!!!!
since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon
here u go, bud
YOU REPULSIVE CELERY STICK.
LOOK AT MY PRINCESS SNAPCHATS
what do you mean snapchats these belong in an art gallery
"you choose your favourite character because they remind you of yourself"
sometimes when i’m sad i imagine eren jaeger as a puffer fish and when he gets angry he just inflates
which makes him even angrier
Chill vectoring while work vectoring ‘cause i’m hella
Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”
Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.
90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums
Are we not going to mention Jesus?
Oh my god.
this needs to be shown to everyone who uses the bible as an excuse for bigotry
Can this be the new universal sign for that?
this is going to happen. New universally recognized motion.
I will use this from now on.
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